Ol' Chuck Howard.

It just so happens, we're related to Santa Claus.

And I'm not exaggerating.

In fact, Aksel's merry Uncle Delwyn is classically trained.  Really!  He studied at the world's leading authority on all things Kris Kringle --The Charles W. Howard Santa Claus School in Midland, Michigan.

Otherwise known as the Harvard of Santa Schools, or simply...

Chuck Howard

Over the years and along the way, Uncle Del has lovingly bestowed us with much important Père Noel knowledge, and I write all of this today because I witnessed an amateur impersonator break a very important Santa rule...

Last week, I saw Santa X leave a building in a car. 

For one, Santa must NEVER be seen leaving an appearance by car.  He drives a sleigh.  We all know that.

And, for the curious parent, here's a little extra something...

Santa's hands must be in full view at all times!

As a side note, thanks Uncle Delwyn for spreading your jolly joy each year!  Also, I wish all reading, a holiday filled with laughter and love.

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